The Daily Lie

I don´t subscribe to a newspaper, still I get it most every morning. It is called The Daily Lie. Others call it by other names, fine.

Here is one of the articles:

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Just joking! I would never get rid of this beautiful snout.

You can guess the rest of the article. It comes from the section Commentaries.

Here is another one, in Swedish, from the section Personals:

Hur mar du? Jag ar valdigt glad for att skriva ett meddelande till dig! Och jag ska vara glad om du svarar mig. 🙂
Mitt namn ar Marina. Jag ar en stor oberoende kvinna. Jag ar 34 ar. Jag arbetar som forsakringsagent. Jag har aldrig varit gift. Jag skulle garna traffa dig. Jag har lange funnit din e-post pa dejtingsajt. Men hur lange har beslutat att skriva till dig. 🙂

Jag skulle vara glad att lasa ditt svar. Jag ser fram emot!

Marina, en stor oberoende kvinna.
Marina, forsakringsagent och stor oberoende kvinna.

Where do I unsubscribe? You say I can´t? That´s too bad, because I start to feel marinated, steeped in lies. My eyebrow no longer goes up when they arrive. It has tired… become listless…. I fear it will start to droop and fall down to my knees.

No, that was a lie, a big exaggeration. I am infected.

Spam with grilled cheese. And that´s the TRUTH!
Spam with grilled cheese. And that´s the TRUTH!

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