If music be the food of love, quoth Shakespeare. Then what? And why “if”? Isn´t music already the food of love?
Well, I foresee arguments.
Sure, F loves G, but only if G stands on her head (kinky). And G loves F in spite of his short stature….
— His short stature? Who said F was he and G was she?!? Can´t you see those two, ahem, dots on F?
And so on. If music be the food of love and arguments, play on.
